If you would like to order a Pussy Surfboard please email: ride@pussysurfboards.com
Include your height, weight, surfing ability and the surfboard you’re interested in. This way we can tailor the perfect Pussy for you.
Give a wet welcome to PARIS, BRITNEY, GRACE & DOLLY.
PARIS
$1300
A not so standard shortboard. This smoking hot blade is made for the experienced.
This board cums in sizes between: 5’2 - 6’2.
Garenteed your pussy will purrrr 🐈🐈⬛
Please consider an additional fee will be added for postage depending on location.
BRITNEY
$1250
It’s Britney Bitch. Or sometimes we call her ‘Bat Bitch’. Because of her spellbinding Bat tail. She is haunted and hot and loves to pop!
She cums in sizes 5’0 - 6’0ft.
Britney is the star of the show in waves 1-5ft. She’s a small wave board with a big personality.
She caters for all ranges of surfing abilities. If you ride longboards, foamies or a mid-length and want to step down onto a smaller more manoeuvrable surfboard ‘Britney’ is your calling. She’s thick! So she’s got some good paddle power and floats like a ghost over dead 💀 sections.
Or if you’re a shred lord and just want to have fun on smaller days. Britney loves to get in the air and slide around. The party don’t start until Britney is WET.
Please consider an additional fee will be added for postage depending on location.
GRACE
$1750
She is extremely elegant.
Grace cums in sizes: 7’0 - 8’0
You surf Grace as a single fin. She is loose and fast but beautifully graceful as her thin rails slice through the waves. When you find that sweet spot (or the G spot) you will definitely have an orgasm whilst also aligning your chakras.
Grace is here to be your dance floor.
Please consider an additional fee will be added for postage depending on location.
DOLLY
$1500
Yeeehaaa! This Pussy is one hell of a ride.
Dolly cums in sizes: 6’0- 7’0. With a thruster fin set up.
Anyone can surf Dolly. She’s very nurturing. If you are learning to surf or are riding longboards or mid-lengths and want to try a little bit smaller board but still very friendly, Dolly is your calling. Or if you have been riding a foamie and want to change to fibre glass, she is also your girl. With the three fins makes her very stable but also easy to turn.
If you surf shortboards she’s still so fun, even in bigger waves. You can still lay rail and draw through some nice turns and high lines.
She’s super fun at point breaks. But you can surf her anywhere. She likes waves 1ft- 8ft. Dolly is an all-round babe.
Please consider an additional fee will be added for postage depending on location.
